I would be wary

Calling that a canary

Cos I'm not so friendly with birds!

But if boards they would carry

Saying "Tom", "Dick" or "Harry"

I would certainly cry, "How absurd!"

For unknown they’d all like to be,

And care nought for or-n’-tho-lo-gy

They'll greet you each morning

With their chirping at dawning

Regardless of Doc Salim Ali!!