The Squirrel Tale

A birdie and a squirrel had a quarrel O'er a toadstool that they found one early morn. For the bird it was a perch quite like a table But the squirrel thought 'twas breakfast right at dawn.   The periphery he nibbled And drew the LOC; She stood her ground and quibbled Superciliously.   The squirrel was with mushroom fully sated, (His greed wasn’t "human", as you’ll see); His anger just as soon dissipated The battle had no loss, no victory!